Line of the weekend:
"I used to take my clothes off to this song!"
-girl at bar, when something by Danzig came on
Worrying sign of the weekend:
After an insomniac night Friday, I went to the gym early Saturday. As I drove home afterwards, I had a moment of panic: "Oh, shit, did I forget to put my pants back on?" Good news: I was wearing pants. Bad news: dementia is obviously setting in.
That book thing: