Sunday, November 29, 2009

Harbingers of Doom, Part Two

Overheard yesterday morning at the grocery store:

Checkout clerk: you having a good morning?

Woman behind me in line (brightly): I'm having a great day, but some other people aren't!

Possible interpretations:

* She wanted to remind us all that even if we're doing all right, other people in the world are suffering. But she forgot to modulate her voice tone.
* She'd just murdered her entire family.
* She's a cop, and was getting set to bust the neighborhood crack house.
* Something I'm missing.

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