1) A bumper sticker as I was driving home -- "Al Gore is a risky scheme". Looking it up, I guess it has something to do with the debate over Social Security. Perhaps, but minus five points for a message that hasn't aged well.
2) A t-shirt reading "RECOVERY IS NOT AN OPTION" in large, blocky letters on the back. The font was similar to that used on a gazillion early-90s straight edge records, so perhaps this was just an old Turning Point t-shirt.