Go to Noche (Virginia and Highland) on a Sunday night ($2 Dos Equis night) and see which of the following seems most appealing by comparison:
* Islamic theocracy
* neutron bomb
* never leaving the house again
It's like being in a production of "Blue Velvet" cast entirely with the retarded. I'm generally pretty laid-back, if a bit grumpy, so it's a rare experience to go to a place and start fantasizing about punching everyone else in the head.