I turn 34 in a little less than a week. Come Wednesday, I will have outlived both Jesus Christ and Alexander the Great. As has been pointed out, my achievements probably don't match theirs. But I won't (presumably) be dead, either, so I've got that going for me.
Today, I stopped off at Target to pick up some Robitussin (for medical, not recreational, use) and got carded (a first for me -- I realize I was an innocent teenager, but you get carded for Robitussin?). Upon providing my DOB, the clerk said "wow, you're a lot younger than you look."
And I died a little bit inside.