Uncorking the bottle of regret
That is just about the scariest damn thing I've seen in a long, long time... maybe I should just be grateful that you weren't wearing a hockey jersey.L.P.
Is that a glamour shot, or what?I had a friend of mine try one of those mechanical bulls once. He ended up literally pissing out blood later, I swear.
If it were a glamour shot, I'd ask them to make my hair look good.Pissing blood? Jesus. I feel grateful. Basically, this was a shot in which they paused and snapped a shot right before it went wild. I got thrown and got injured, but I didn't piss blood. When I have nightmares tonight, it's Brushback's fault.
Having ridden that same bull (what can I say, it gets around), I can attest to why cowboys don't wear shorts.
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