Uncorking the bottle of regret
Oh, god, it's happened: you've been chased out of every bar by the ghosts of women past and now you're staying in, reading Maxim magazines!I think that's the male equivalent of the woman who stays at home lighting aromatherapy candles and doing Thomas Kinkade jigsaw puzzles.(Don't even say it, you know how much I loathe Thomas Kinkade...)L.P.
If Maxim shows photos of her Albanian tattoo, then yeah, I'll be reading Maxim.Seriously, what kind of woman does such a thing? Answer: my future wife.
There's just no suitable response for that. But, jesus, I hope there's medication.
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